Caution of falling love

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I think falling in love should come with a warning label: CAUTION—

side effects may include: 
breaking up, accompanied by heartache, 

severe mood swings, withdrawal from people and life itself, wasted hours obsessing over bitter reflections, a need to destroy something (preferably something expensive that shatters), uncontrollable tear ducts, stress, a loss of appetite (Cheetos and Coca cola exempt), a bleak and narrow outlook on the future, and an overall hatred of everyone and everything 

(especially all the happy couples you see strolling hand-in-hand, placed on your path only to exacerbate your isolation and misery). 

All above reactions will be intensified with the consumption of one or more alcoholic beverages.
(illustration by unkown )